Me vs MICHAEL

[billf]

Glad to hear from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MICHAEL]

My hair is getting longer now that winter is here! It’s nice to know that Jason/The Dude will have even shorter hair in 3 weeks when I am first to make the magic number of 4! He will hardly even notice the hair cut, since his style is short, just like the short end of this challenge!

I have been practicing at the local barber college, not far from my place! They have shown me how to do it in a humane and painless way!
As I sit here looking at my Head of Hair in my hand mirror, I am very pleased and comforted in the fact that it will all be intact, at the end of this challenge!

Mirror,,,, Mirror in my hand,,,, who will win this challenge ,,,,, (REPLY),,,,,, ICEMAN,, ICEMAN!!

[MICHAEL]

This is turning into a HEAD GAME for me!!! I am not sure I will look appealing to my wife, if I have no hair! Unlike some men with great shaped heads, mine is shaped like a torpedo! Maybe I could dress it up by having a tatto! Maybe lighting bolts going down both sides of my head just above the ears?? Any thoughts, ( just in case I do lose next week,,,gulp!!) Some men look great with no hair, I think I might look like the Alien Monster in the move Alien! How much are cheap wigs, or do any of you out there have any old ones you might want to lend, or rent me?

[MICHAEL]

I can't believe it!!! My wife Manic/Joyce, said that if I lose and have my Head shaved, Don’t bother coming home! That tells me a lot! It has always been the hair, not me the person that she lusts, and desires!

This has been a wakeup call for me! What I thought was true love, has turned into a HAIRLESS, NIGHTMARE!! Jason/Dude, it will be you that destroys my shallow marriage should you win!
I never thought that bowling would lead to THIS!!

[MICHAEL]

Tonight we BOWL!! I am on a Sunday night league, 4 person league with one person having to be a woman, or at least transvestite. Janson and Chad bowl on the fist place team as of last week. They had a good lead up until two weeks ago, but have been on a losing streak 8 loses, (not Jasons’s fault). We have been on a winning streak!

It will be a rumble in the Jungle tonight at AMF Northlands!! (((( I just hope Jason uses his new NIGHTMARE!!! )))) Odds are even on THIS OUT COME for First!! It’s a nice size league with a good money pot at the end of the season!

FIRST place----SECOND place Who will the victor be?!?!
Tune in later for the results!! I am coming off of that 277, and then274 game a few days ago! If I am on tonight….. and Manic is hot, (which she always is to me), we will be a force to reckon with! It might just be JASON’S NIGHTMARE!! Results will be posted tonight around 10:30 pm!!

[MICHAEL]

I don't even mind shaving my head, as weird as I will look, if WE BEAT THEM 4 Games tonight!!!! I will shave my head, just a matter of when, before Christmas, and freak the kids out! (bald Santa), or after, then have time to grow it back for next year.

[MICHAEL]

Tonight we BOWL!! I am on a Sunday night league, 4 person league with one person having to be a woman, or at least transvestite. Janson and Chad bowl on the fist place team as of last week. They had a good lead up until two weeks ago, but have been on a losing streak 8 loses, (not Jasons’s fault). We have been on a winning streak!

It will be a rumble in the Jungle tonight at AMF Northlands!! (((( I just hope Jason uses his new NIGHTMARE!!! )))) Odds are even on THIS OUT COME for First!! It’s a nice size league with a good money pot at the end of the season!

FIRST place----SECOND place Who will the victor be?!?!
Tune in later for the results!! I am coming off of that 277, and then274 game a few days ago! If I am on tonight….. and Manic is hot, (which she always is to me), we will be a force to reckon with! It might just be JASON’S NIGHTMARE!! Results will be posted tonight around 10:30 pm!!

Manic, Joyce, Josh, and tom 3 wins

Jason, Chad, mary, Gene 1 win

[MICHAEL]

Thursday a 723,, today in league Monday, 749!! Just when I thought I was worn out!! Had a 225, 258, and 266! For and average of 249.7, 25 stirkes, 7 spares, no splits!! Will post the scores later today!! The marauder worked the whole 3 games! WHAT A BALL!! 64, and sitll kicking!!! LOL....lol!! For all you old farts out there THERE IS HOPE!!! LOL!! I feel,,,,,,,,FEEL,,, bowling reborn!!!

[75lockwood]

well, how has it been talking to yourself in this thread for a few weeks? LOL

whats going on with your bet with the dude? whats the score right now? how many wins are needed for a new cue-ball to be named?

[MICHAEL]

I am asking Jason to wait till after Christmas for the Cut! He was lucky that I didn’t find this new delivery I now use! It works great at both bowling lanes where we bowl! LUCKY he is that I was lost, but now I am found! Jason I am going ask you for a Double or nothing bet!! Are you man enough to take me up on this???
We will bowl first to 6 games! If you win, I not only have to shave my head, but I will also shave my beard!! My precocious BEARD that I have had for over 30 years!!
You will not only get to shave my head with a full head of lather,,,,, you,,, YOU will get to cut my beard off, and shave my face as close and clean as a new born babies butt!!
First one to 6!! Double your pleasure, double your fun!! Sign here: X_______________________