Better Business Bureau????? lolOriginally Posted by MICHAEL
And @Aslan i can confirm that girls are not turned on by bowling........unless they see you doing my bowling workout! A girl likes a guy that know how to handle his balls.
what?
We got troubles, right here in River City!!
The God of the Bowling Alley's!! Read about Sod-da-and Ga-MORE!!! Jay knows what I am talking about,,, He's the preacher...... It always starts out like Cosmic bowling, then it evolves into B,B, B!!! LOL.....
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Better Business Bureau????? lol
And @Aslan i can confirm that girls are not turned on by bowling........unless they see you doing my bowling workout! A girl likes a guy that know how to handle his balls.
what?
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Storm Crossroad, Roto Grip Defiant, DV8 Too Reckless, Brunswick Avalanche Urethane
Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
Because, unfortunately...the young gals seem impressed with the "I just don't care" attitude. So if they see a guy bowl a 212 and on the lane next to him is a guy that rolls a 64 with a 6-pound ball throwing it on the wrong lanes and acting the fool...they usually think, "he's SO cool...that he's 'too cool' to try."
Hopefully that changes as women age...I'm not dating the 40-60 year old crowd yet...but I'd like to think they're more impressed with a guy that can roll a 210.
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Bare Butt Beauties!! LOL Got you!!! My biblical mention, was a clue.... Sod-HIM-& GA-More!! lol
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Good Sound ADVICE, from ICEMAN!
Don't start dating girls, at the bowling lanes, until they become women! That happens at about 20, but to be safe 21!! For some unknown scientific reason most, (NOT ALL), have the Cosmic Twitch!!
They are draw to it like mouths to a flame! ""THEY can't HELP THEMSELFS""! If left alone they will not only destroy our bowling establishments, but may rune your good bowling form, and delivery!!
Yes,,, we have trouble, Right here in River City,,,,,It begins with a C, and ends with a C, and that stands for, Concern-Concern!!
COSMIC BOWLING it the Devils Playground!! Ask your local preacher!!!!
substitute the P in the song for C, and that rhymes T,,,, and it works!!! LOL.... Only instead of POOL, its COSMIC BOWLING!! LOL Trouble,,, right here in River City!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s
Last edited by MICHAEL; 09-06-2013 at 02:36 PM.
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lol i doubt that girls will ever be impressed by bowling skills at any age in anything other than congrats for a good score.
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Storm Crossroad, Roto Grip Defiant, DV8 Too Reckless, Brunswick Avalanche Urethane
Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
I have to disagree, e tank! My wife met me at the bowling lanes, SHE couldn't help but notice my Ice Cold coolness, form and delivery! She walked up to me after a 279 game, and simple said! " Will you marry me Iceman,,, your way cooler then them there Cosmic want ta B's, on their way to poor bowling skills!!!
We were married that afternoon! Cosmic Bowling is the devils work shop!! Be careful E tank!! Iceman worries about you and your Bowling form, and delivery!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
I wonder how much of Iceman is fact and how much is fiction....we may never know.
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
Humm unlike some god's on this site... I post pictures of my Super games... I have many, many posted under the Me vs Michael thread! Asia,,,lol,,, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, and I am the Truth.... Cosmic bowling is just wrong!! OK,,,, ok,,, I am done preaching, and trying to save your immortal bowling forms!!
Go the route of chaos, and self degradation!! Bowl under the Tempting pulsating Satan lights of many colors! But know my young brother/sister bowlers, there is only one light,,, That florescent indirect light that beams down from the ceiling,, its pure and without sin! amen...
Each of you must choose your own path!! I will bowl for all of you!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
I like to think if they had bowling back then, Jesus would have been a bowler...and also probably wicked good at horseshoes.
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
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