The only thing greater than Bowl1820's ego and Rob Mautner's greatness…is Iceman's imagination!!
But yes Iceman…you caught me!! My real name is NOT Pat Henderson from Kansas City, MS. I wouldn't be caught dead in Missouri!! My real name is WALTER RAY WILLIAMS!! Yes…THAT guy!! And whether it's horseshoes, bowling, or marbles…you mere mortals are going DOWN!!
I truly apologize to zDawg…I had hoped to bowl a close game against him and then sign some autographs…but now that THE MICHEAL J. WHITE has entered the competition…I gotta bring my A-Game!! I don't foresee a 900 series…Temecula is a dirty, dusty hole…so it'll probably mess with my superior skills a bit…but if I don't bowl at LEAST an 840…well, we'll know something is really wrong.
Don't worry Rob…you and Iceman will see this greatness soon enough. Mike has promised (and swore to God) that he'd bring a camera to tape the event. $5 says he either forgets or after getting beat claims the video got "lost"…but whatever.
Peace out girls!! Aslan had a nice 521 series warm-up tonight…and Game 3 I was drunk off my ***…still threw a 160…so it's not looking good for the youngster ZD and the elder MW!!!
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The Zman, ME, the one everybody keeps overlooking had his worst night tonight since early December. I did score the girl who I've been eyeing for weeks number (she and I are going out Sunday), I bowled like **** - first game 158, no big deal couldn't find a line to the pocket, second game 118....third game I switched to two handed and hit a 168 for my WORST series since December. If nothing else tomorrow, if I bowl like POO, I promise I will **** Aslan off by switching to 2 handed just because...
IF it's not HD, wide angle, (Go PURCHASE ONE!!) This needs to be a GOOD CLEAR video! To bad my driller James is not there, he does a great job with a camera, and even better comments while filming! Sounds like a Howard CO-Sell!! LOL Find some one that can ask questions, do interviews, and zoom in and out on shots!
No one wants a planted camera in ONE SPOT!! PLEASE Spare us that!! (spare us that, get it bowling lol)!
This can be something that will live in the annals of bowling History, do it justice men!
THIS IS A SHOT OUT! THE REAL DEAL, Only ONE will WALK OUT WITH THE GLORY OF VICTORY!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Not sure where I heard the story from, but it's related to this situation.
Two guys are going to bowl for money, one guy claims to be a 170 bowler, and the other claims to be a 140.
So they decide there will be 25 pins of handicap.
While the 170 guy is getting ready, he pulls a gun out of his bag and sets it on the table.
The 140 guy asks, "Whats that for?"
170 responds, "To be sure you're really a 140 bowler."
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