Wonder if they could make one and duplicate the smell of New Jersey in August?
My friend has one and I lover the reaction. It's pretty also.
Wonder if they could make one and duplicate the smell of New Jersey in August?
I have a CLOSE friend that works for Storm, who said they are working on a ball to be Called: Aslan! Yes it's a ball that no matter who YOU ARE, your game WILL NOT improve no matter HOW much coaching you get, even from ROB!!!!
Its fragrance will be Musty Closet!
Yes the ball THAT keeps on NOT GIVING, and smells like musty closet bowling balls, with dirty used unclean bowling cloths!
YES,,, the Aslan ball from Storm,,, The low performance ball for guys/gals that want to make a statement!
"Hey look at me, I can't bowl, but its my balls fault!"
Why use the crappy oil thing, when all you have to do is buy a ASLAN BALL, from Storm!
Put a little magic back in your game, ( not of the lady kind)... get your self a Aslan bowling ball, while supplies last!! WAIT,,, ORDER now and get TWO,,,, That's TWO for the price of three!!!!
Last edited by bowl1820; 08-28-2014 at 08:57 AM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Man can you imagine Belmo throwing that. The ball lands and just limps into the six penOriginally Posted by MICHAEL
I have a CLOSE friend that works for Storm, who said they are working on a ball to be Called: Aslan! Yes it's a ball that no matter who YOU ARE, your game WILL NOT improve no matter HOW much coaching you get, even from ROB!!!!
Its fragrance will be Musty Closet!
Yes the ball THAT keeps on NOT GIVING, and smells like musty closet bowling balls, with dirty used unclean bowling cloths!
YES,,, the Aslan ball from Storm,,, The low performance ball for guys/gals that want to make a statement!
"Hey look at me, I can't bowl, but its my balls fault!"
Why use the crappy oil thing, when all you have to do is buy a ASLAN BALL, from Storm!
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Every time I hear about this ball I always instantly think of Transformers. I never can call it a Storm Optimus, I always end up calling it a Optimus Prime. Then I correct myself afterwards.
Last edited by jnv32185; 08-24-2014 at 07:38 PM.
i want this 1 bad
If Storm made a ball for me it would be called "Ice Salt" and smell like victory.
I would be pleased to add this Storm ball to my signature!
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I have a CLOSE friend that works for Storm, who said they are working on a ball to be Called: Aslan! Yes it's a ball that no matter who YOU ARE, your game WILL NOT improve no matter HOW much coaching you get, even from ROB!!!!
Its fragrance will be Musty Closet!
Yes the ball THAT keeps on NOT GIVING, and smells like musty closet bowling balls, with dirty used unclean bowling cloths!
YES,,, the Aslan ball from Storm,,, The low performance ball for guys/gals that want to make a statement!
"Hey look at me, I can't bowl, but its my balls fault!"
Why use the crappy oil thing, when all you have to do is buy a ASLAN BALL, from Storm!
Put a little magic back in your game, ( not of the lady kind)... get your self a Aslan bowling ball, while supplies last!! WAIT,,, ORDER now and get TWO,,,, That's TWO for the price of three!!!!
Amazing, with all the Photoshop skills Aslan seems to think you have, you left the Brunswick Logo on a Storm bowling ball.
This is the kind of ball my Dad needs.
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