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    Default All you young men out there reading this

    [B] Grandpa's Rule!!!!( lol....lol .... Its crazy!!! I am so darn good at bowling!! I should call Norm Duke and see if HE THINKS, he could beat the
    Worn out broken down Iron Worker from Local 10!!! Jason will be bowling in a tournament tomorrow at 12 noon! Lets all Wish him a GREAT OUTING!!!
    ((I would bowl in it, but ,,,, I ,, don't need the money, and a lot of them young guys out this way, could! All you young guys out there I have one thing to
    say,,,,, (( ITS not BAD getting OLD,,,, and do you know why?? OLD FARTS RULE!!!! I won.... I am the one.... YOUR NOT THE ONE ... I AM!!! lol...LOL ( (
    geeeeeee I love this Sport!!! (.... until next time... O, I almost forgot!! Jasons friend was peaking in the window watching us warm up, and the next thing I know I hear a squeal of rubber burning, and a cloud of smoke,,, I ran to the door and he was GONE!! He was afraid!!! Afraid of me, with my magic balls,,,,,
    he ran like a chicken,,,,, not a roster!! I can't really blame him,,,, sometimes when I look at my self on tape, I tremble my self!! So it was Jason by himself today! I must say I was looking forward to bowling both of them!! Like that song: "double your pleasue, double your fun, with bowling and old guy without any buns!! (only word I could think of that rhymes!!
    Until next week, my young friend, (good lord willing), I will see you at HIGH NOON!! IN THE OK AMF ALLEY!!
    KICK SOME BUN IN NKC TOMORROW!!! [/B]
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    Jason, will you please stop letting Michael win. If his head gets any bigger it may explode and we need all the old farts bowling we can get.

    Michael, congratulations on another victory.
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    [B]Thanks bllif!!! Its just a matter of time,,, It might be a couple years, who knows?? He will have that sweet victory he so deserves, and wants!! ( LOL, LOL...
    I am going to change my name on this web site,,, HOW do you do that?? HOW about: THE TERMINATOR!! sound more like the personality, and bowler I am!!
    God,,, I LOVE BOWLING!!!! And I am so darn good at it.... but always HUMBLE,,, thats one thing that will never change with me!! How about this: The HUMBLE TERMINATOR! ?? [/B]

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    Default A STRIKE WITH ONE HAND, while holding the PHONE IN THE OTHER!!

    Quote Originally Posted by JaMau24 View Post
    A couple cool facts today too.. I picked up the 4,7,10 split which was exciting. I didn't pick it up the way I wanted, it was a lot of luck. I hit the 4 pin just barely on the right, it hit off the wall, bounced off the wall and hit the 7, the 7 slid across into the 10. It was pretty cool. Also, Mike had a strike while talking to his son on the phone. As if it was no big deal, just casually talking to his son, picks it up and tosses a strike lol.
    LOL,,,( I almost forgot about that... My son called while I was picking up my ball in my right hand, I fliped it open, held it to my ear, and while talking to him
    I swung back my right arm, and followed through with a strike, while talking on the cell phone.... ((I know this is going to sound PHONEY)),, but real story!!
    That 4, 7, 10 split that jason picked up was SWEET!! I had to stop what I was doing and sit down!! It was one of those kind of shots!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by billf View Post
    Jason, will you please stop letting Michael win. If his head gets any bigger it may explode and we need all the old farts bowling we can get.

    Michael, congratulations on another victory.
    I have to let him win! I was raised properly, I respect my elders! What do you want, me to bowl a 300 every week against him!? No, I'm nicer than that.

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    Default Holding back on grandpa michael???? Or!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by JaMau24 View Post
    I have to let him win! I was raised properly, I respect my elders! What do you want, me to bowl a 300 every week against him!? No, I'm nicer than that.
    Jason,,, you are ONE NICE Young Man!! But you do know where you go when you fib!!??!! Don't you?? If you have been letting me win, then I am telling you as your grandpa, might, GIVE ME YOUR BEST NEXT WEEK!!! Don't let me win!! I don't need your pitty!!! I am READY TO Ruuuuummmmmmmbbbbble!!!!!
    SAME PLACE,,, SAME TIME!! WE Shall SEE!! ARE YOU telling the truth..... or our your words, just words, with no truth, or merit!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    or our your words, just words, with no truth, or merit!!
    ^^ That.

    Of course I'm NOT letting you win. You think I'm smart enough to strategically know how to bowl a 227 to your 230!? You're beating me fair and square. Be ready though, I have a feeling after I beat you, you won't be winning for a while. So enjoy it now while you're in the winners circle..

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    Default I could let you win???

    Quote Originally Posted by JaMau24 View Post
    ^^ That.

    Of course I'm NOT letting you win. You think I'm smart enough to strategically know how to bowl a 227 to your 230!? You're beating me fair and square. Be ready though, I have a feeling after I beat you, you won't be winning for a while. So enjoy it now while you're in the winners circle..
    I will my young friend,,,, (would you like for me to let you win??? I woulden't tell anyone?) ( lol...... GOOD LUCK TOMORROW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    I will my young friend,,,, (would you like for me to let you win??? I woulden't tell anyone?) ( lol...... GOOD LUCK TOMORROW!!!
    Thanks. Hopefully I'll do well!

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    Default Let me clear the record!!!!

    Jason and I bowl every Friday for two hours at the AMF on Fridays! Its funny,,,, I have some good games, he has a lot of good games. Last week when he bowled the 279, then 276,,,, and a final game of 202! I thought he was going to Blow me out in what we always have a Final Game just before leaving for a bunch of bucks,, millions... billions,,, !! This week he clearly was bowling much better then me, and I thought to myself, well I am not going home with the big bucks this afternoon!! But some how, after bowling very bad for most of the afternoon, I really played again this week over my head for that game,,,,, and won! Its so weird!!
    I can only assume it had somthing to do with the ball I found in the woods, mentioned in a earlier thread!! magic!! I call the ball Xcalaball!! Jason is a better bowler.... just wanted to set the record straight!!

    NOW JASON GO WIN THAT tournament tomorrow!! If I make it do you want me to film it,, or should I say put in on a memory card? I have a 4 gig memory card. I could loan it to you to take home and download on to your computer.
    Last edited by MICHAEL; 05-25-2012 at 11:25 PM.

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