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  1. 01-10-2013, 09:42 AM #1
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    Default DV8's motto...

    They make cool balls with nifty names. Cool colors, what's not to like? They have a cool motto too...

    "Damn good bowling".

    Says so on the sticker they sent me with my ball. Sounds kinda badass, if you don't think about it too hard. Problem with that motto? Damn is a command, not an adjective. It should be "damned good bowling", but the way they have it written it sounds like I'm supposed to damn good bowling...which would only make sense if their balls were designed to take good bowling, and make it bad.

    So, from here on out I damn good bowling. I will not be doing it anymore. In fact, damn pretty girls and fast cars too. Damn good music and damn cold beer. Damn grammar too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swingset View Post
    They make cool balls with nifty names. Cool colors, what's not to like? They have a cool motto too...

    "Damn good bowling".

    Says so on the sticker they sent me with my ball. Sounds kinda badass, if you don't think about it too hard. Problem with that motto? Damn is a command, not an adjective. It should be "damned good bowling", but the way they have it written it sounds like I'm supposed to damn good bowling...which would only make sense if their balls were designed to take good bowling, and make it bad.

    So, from here on out I damn good bowling. I will not be doing it anymore. In fact, damn pretty girls and fast cars too. Damn good music and damn cold beer. Damn grammar too!

    Implying that a bad *** would care about grammar lol
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    Damn good point!
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    Damn good thread!
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    You have the Warrior as a bad ***,how sad! We all know that the Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin are bigger bad asses then the Warrior! Your right in that DV8 has cool colors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zothen View Post
    You have the Warrior as a bad ***,how sad! We all know that the Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin are bigger bad asses then the Warrior! Your right in that DV8 has cool colors.

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    I had no idea who it was, just picked it because it was funny like DV8's motto....I don't follow rasslin', cause it's damn silly.
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