What is the dumbest thing you have seen on the laner

[Jaescrub]

Ha ha ha I can't lie I have done the machuga flop at the request of my friends I also forgot that I'm 30 and not 16 anymore :/

[J Anderson]

Ha ha ha I can't lie I have done the machuga flop at the request of my friends I also forgot that I'm 30 and not 16 anymore :/

I thought this was dumbest thing you've seen, not dumbest thing you've done

[e-tank]

Ha ha ha I can't lie I have done the machuga flop at the request of my friends I also forgot that I'm 30 and not 16 anymore :/

haha i think it was more the aspect that this guy was way too drunk to be bowling. He usually fell after hed let go of the ball but that particular time i guess he forgot to let go

[swingset]

Hahaha, Did the sweep come down and hit him? That one might take the cake swingset.

Yeah, sweep came down, and pushed him by the legs IIRC...kinda crumpled him against the back wall. He stood up and climbed out of the pinsetter from behind, which was probably the only smart thing he did...didn't try to squirm back out while the rack was in motion.

[Jaescrub]

I was not drunk when I did mine but ill tell you know that's hard on the body! I kinda wish I was drunk and that I stayed drunk for the next week or two ha ha.

[Gunz1911]

Yeah, sweep came down, and pushed him by the legs IIRC...kinda crumpled him against the back wall. He stood up and climbed out of the pinsetter from behind, which was probably the only smart thing he did...didn't try to squirm back out while the rack was in motion.

Ha, Did he atleast get a strike?

[The German Shepherd]

Okay, how about recently when i had the first 11 in a row and a teenage girl ran up on me as I was beginning my approach - she bounced the ball off the top of her bumper guard and it rolled down my lane hitting 3 pins....yeah a 293 was the line score because of that../:

Jay

[TCJ]

I've probably seen a bunch of things, but the most recent one was a guy who threw a second 7-10 in a pot game. He was so mad, he immediately grabbed another ball with his opposite hand, tossed it at the lane from the ball return area, landed it on top of the gutter cap, bounced it over the gutter, and slammed it into the gate which had just come down. Then he had to get a staff member to bring the ball back. If that wasn't stupid enough, he claimed that it was his fault (okay, that part wouldn't have been stupid had he stopped there) and then proceeded to say that he should have waited until AFTER the gate went back up before he did it. I guess stupid things (and abusing equipment) are okay as long as you don't hit the gate!