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    always wanted to know if balls could talk what would they say?
    JUDY / JUDY / JUDY...5/24/13 BOWLING RECORD AMF EULESS LANES HG 216 / HS 535
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    "THS again! I am soooooo bored"

    " Are you ever going to wash this blankety blank towel?"

    "Please, not tonight, I've got a headache."

    "Not the over the chair trick, Osku!"
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    Default The Ball Talks to Michael!! TOP 10 coments from ball!

    1. I don’t mind Hooking for you,,, just respect me in the morning!

    2. Please,,, please wash your hands first!

    3. Do something about that hang nail on your ring finger

    4. I think it’s time for a dental appointment!

    5. If I see ONE MORE 10 pin, I just might lose interest (female ball) hit the pocket!

    6. Just because I have consciousness, doesn’t mean I have a fricken guidance system, HOW about A LITTLE HELP! Bozo!

    7. I noticed that you were picking your nose in frame 2, PLEASE STOP!

    8. Nice legs,, you should wear shorts more often

    9. What did you have for breakfast, strike-e-o’s!!

    10. JASON IS AN ALIEN!!!
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    lmao

    thank you

    you are too much!
    JUDY / JUDY / JUDY...5/24/13 BOWLING RECORD AMF EULESS LANES HG 216 / HS 535
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    Nice list Michael. You my friend are very funny.

    I can think of my ball mocking me when I make a bad shot. "Come on Nancy boy, put some oomph in your shot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judy clemons View Post
    lmao

    thank you

    you are too much!
    I am sorry Judy,,, Imao,,, means??? lol.... My wife and her sister, say I "wear them out"! But my wife said, in a good way!

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    laughing my A** off!
    JUDY / JUDY / JUDY...5/24/13 BOWLING RECORD AMF EULESS LANES HG 216 / HS 535
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    Default X Iron worker, and coulden't figure that one out!! Wow.... Beam me up Scotty!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Judy clemons View Post
    laughing my A** off!

    What an A**,,, I should have been able to figure that out!! (:/ thanks.... what!!! WHAT.. MORE TO COME!!

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    What can I say? I am not a cusser but lol just did not seem to be appropriate enough for my statement at that particular moment so I went with the stronger version to get my point across.
    JUDY / JUDY / JUDY...5/24/13 BOWLING RECORD AMF EULESS LANES HG 216 / HS 535
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    Default Bowula bowls out of this World again, his 2nd 800 this summer!



    A break from our regularly programed news on Jason/Bowula/The DUDE! To post this outstanding ,,,, update!!

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