Ya think?
Okay…first…I feel ya. I don't have a problem with kids…of matter of fact, I hammy best game of practice ever on Monday right next to the most rambunctious group of 7 year olds I've ever seen. At one point, one of them was laying in the lane slipping and falling in the oil and three others had made their way 3/4 of the way down the other lane to try and retrieve a ball that was stuck in the gutter. It was COMIC GENIUS!!
I do feel ya though…I let a fellow drunk, female league bowler get under my skin a few weeks ago…making noise during my backswing…intentionally. B**ch. But…I brushed it off. Last night, the teenagers next to us on league night thought our rosin bags were hackey sacks and started kicking them around before one dude realized they weren't "toys"… and they might want to "put them back".
But dude…ya can't drop F bombs in front of children. In some states (like Mudpuppy's favorite state of Michigan)…it's illegal to swear in front of women or children.
Some anti-profanity laws were passed to shield women and children from foul-mouthed men. Consider this Michigan law: “Any person who shall use any indecent, immoral, obscene, vulgar or insulting language in the presence or hearing of any woman or child shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.”
Don't believe me…
ask this guy! And even if it WAS…and you did that in front of MY kid…well…lets hope cooler heads prevail…but I wouldn't be happy. Now, I'd like to think I'd have more control over my kid and teach them bowling etiquette…but kids are idiots…they tend to do all kinds of stupid stuff. And the closest I've come to fights in public over the last 10 years were related to adults cursing at or in front of children.
But…that wasn't why I wanted to post here. I wanted to post here…because I'm coming off my most terrible week of bowling in recent memory.
Now, in early October…3rd week of leagues…I did "technically" have a worse week. Bowled a 319 on Thursday then a 411 on Friday. But THIS week…I bowled a 449 on Thursday…but then followed it up with a 402 to "make-up" the last week where our team missed a game. Then Friday (yesterday), I bowled a 387. Now, sure…the 402 was better than the 319….but only because the 2nd game I bowled a 179. The other two games in that series were a 113 and a 110!! And yes, "technically" the actual score on Thursday was 449 which is actually my second best series in that league…and YES…I actually raised my average in that league by 2 pins DESPITE what I felt was a horrible night. BUT…
…the real reason I'm mad…is Friday. A 387!!? A 387!?? On low oil wood lanes where Monday I threw 168-144-160-197-177-189-184-169-184….for some reason last night I threw 129-131-127. I single handedly cost my team 3 points out of 4. Despite sanding/scuffing my ball a bit…it didn't want to hook into the pocket. My spare shooting was at about 40% instead of 80%. More splits than usual. I was keeping it online…hitting near the head pin…no gutters or dumb stuff like that…but I was just "off" or "aw(of)ful!" This was the FIRST week I threw worse on Friday League than on Thursday League. Back in week 5 I shot a 470 on Thursday then a 495 on Friday…which was the closest. All the other weeks till now…the difference has been 90-150 pins.
So this is "one of those weeks"…one of those weeks where I just get sooooo frustrated that I re-think bowling as an activity. I know it'll pass…it always does…but to bowl a 113 and a 110 on Thursday and embarrass myself…then not 24 hours later bowl on a team that really needs me to perform and drop a 387 series…114 pins below my average?? Disappointed isn't strong enough a word to describe it.
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