HELP FIND ASLAN a WOMAN!!

[rv driver]

HOW TRUE!!!! Great observation,,, Ice agrees! I doubt it would ever have worked with Aslan,,, he is just too much of a Man for the likes of her.

The FACT THAT she doesn't mind WEARING COOL BOWLING cloths, but hates the sport, would DESTROY the relationship.

I sure that Aslan, with his passion for BOWLING,,,, Conflicts would have ruled HER out even with her un-Godly-knock-down-drag out- good looks!!

HE would have been womanless again in less then 23 years, searching for his TRUE BOWLING mate!

The Life of Aslan, and his quest for bowling GREATNESS, is a lonely journey!!

ICE will NEVER GIVE UP...

Bowling

Ah! What one will sacrifice for one's art...

[MICHAEL]

Again, Ice is just the messanger, got this private message at 3 am,,, on my computer, she sounds lonely and ready Aslan!!


Some people say I have a million $$$$$$, smile! What I don't know about bowling, I can more then ever make up with personality Aslan!
GRRRRRR,,,, are you really a LION!! or just lying!! Drop me a line through Ice if you ready for adventure California guy!!




P.S. Guess what Aslan,,,, I can throw a 16lb ball!! Good looks, nice smile, and strong as and OX!! Or is that hugs and kisses?

[Aslan]

Is this still going?? Geez.

[MICHAEL]

THE END, That's,, that's all folks!!

Good luck!

[MICHAEL]

TO end! I feel like I have let you down bro!!! God knows I have tried, your just to damn picky!!!
If you want Iceman to quit his quest,,,, just give me the word, and I will.

I just keep thinking there is a hot good looking bowling babe, with a low bowling average on wood lanes, looking for someone almost like YOU!!

[rv driver]

TO end! I feel like I have let you down bro!!! God knows I have tried, your just to damn picky!!!
If you want Iceman to quit his quest,,,, just give me the word, and I will.

I just keep thinking there is a hot good looking bowling babe, with a low bowling average on wood lanes, looking for someone almost like YOU!!

There's the problem right there, Iceman: There is no one almost like him! He's an anomaly -- a paragon -- "a lonely beacon of restraint and self-control in a squall of car-crazies." That's what "Yorba Linda" means: "Beautiful Anomaly of Bowling."

[Mudpuppy]

The Enigma among enigmas

[MICHAEL]

There's the problem right there, Iceman: There is no one almost like him! He's an anomaly -- a paragon -- "a lonely beacon of restraint and self-control in a squall of car-crazies." That's what "Yorba Linda" means: "Beautiful Anomaly of Bowling."

The Enigma among enigmas

But,,,,,but even Enigmas need love!! His bowling will NEVER get better until he has that someone special in his life! Inflatable dolls will only get a bowler so far!! He needs that Real deal, not just HOT AIR!!

[rv driver]

But,,,,,but even Enigmas need love!! His bowling will NEVER get better until he has that someone special in his life! Inflatable dolls will only get a bowler so far!! He needs that Real deal, not just HOT AIR!!

At least he doesn't play with inflatable bowling balls...

[MICHAEL]

At least he doesn't play with inflatable bowling balls...

HUMMMM,,, how do you know RV Driver from Missouri

LIke I said,,, he doesn't want my help, so any private messages I get from this point on will be deleted!!
I gave it my best!!

Do you really drive and RV??? If so what?

(if you don't mind me asking)