2 bad your uncle dosent' live in Kansas City!!
2 bad he doesn't live in my neck of the woods!! YOU might think he is better then Iceman,,, but I have this ability to rise to the occasion!!Originally Posted by Aslan
Buy him a ticket to KCI airport,,, I will pick him up, take him to the bowling alley, beat him, then put him on a flight back to Where Ever he lives!! One GAME,,, One Winner..... The Iceman!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Sorry Michael, but a single game where one person has 'home lane' advantage isn't a fair test. Three game set, one point per game plus one for total wood, fourth game for tie breaker if necessary.And of course you'll be bowling scratch!
John
Don't worry Iceman of little faith. I'm sure when I win my millions…I can afford a first class ticket for you and my uncle to fly to Reno and bowl in the only stadium that matters…the national bowling stadium. That way there's no "home Ice advantage". After seeing the inflated scores you and Jaescrub have been rolling…I need to get you on an alley that is flat.
But don't worry…you still have a shot to bowl against me scratch in my own personal lanes in my mansion when my internet bowling show gets up and running. I figure other than Walter Ray…since it'll be my home field…it's not fair to ask for handicap…even from the greatness that IS the Iceman!!
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
Wow,, Lets get this thread back on TRACK!!
This is going to be a meeting of Two bowling warriors, Aslan, and E=mc/squared,,, I mean E tank,,,, I think!!
You both live in the same area, probably not more then 30 1/3 miles apart! Exchange with one another your where abouts, and lets RRRRRRUUUUUUUBMMMMLLLLEEEEE! (that's rumble for those of you that R seeing impaired)!
ICEMAN is putting up the money that WILL BE MAILED to the WINNER! It has to be scratch!! Neither one of you have posted your USBC numbers, and frankly ICEMAN has been fouled before, by a bowling god on this site!
Remember this my two good friends,,, on ( ANY GIVEN DAY, A MAN CAN INSPIRE TO GREATNESS!)
Lets do this before Christmas,,,, I will mail the $5000.00 mm to the Victorious Winner who will be praised and glorified on this web site by millions!!
THE DATE __________________X E-tank______________________ X Aslan_______________________
the winner will get to pay Iceman $5000.00
Aslan's mother will put this all on vedio so all of us can see this magnificent duel to the 10 frame!!
Shoot out at the AMF Coral!! High NOON!! Damn,,, I just wish I could be there in PERSON!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Well…scratch IS a bit unfair IF e-tank's average is truly 199. But as long as the venue isn't his home rink…I'd be game. If for nothing else, to provide entertainment to the bowling boards.com community that has loved and embraced me. Wait… Well, still.
Okay e-tank…Iceman has cyber peer pressured us and it worked on me (because I'm feeble and weak and need his acceptance)…lets see if it will draw out the mysterious "e-tank" who is hiding in what is considered by most to be the best place in the US to live…despite finishing Top 10 in cost of living…the great city of San Diego…where the mayor may put women in a headlock and grab their hoots…but at least he's not on crack (we think).
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
OK Aslan you ARE A MAN of NO FEAR!!! I RESPECT you for THAT!!
Is E-tank man enough to face the LION!! I have decided YOU Aslan should have the choice of lanes since his average it Reported to be 199!! And your average shall we say is,,,, less then the atomic weight of a goose feather molecule!
I admire your courage Aslan!!! To dream the impossible dream will be the Theme of this joist!
Bunny the two ball winning person you admire will do the vedio! Thanks for saying you will be a part of this bowl off!
WHO WILL WIN LION or THE TANK!!!
Tank about this BATTLE!
Or R they both just LION!! LOL
Last edited by MICHAEL; 12-14-2013 at 01:51 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
crickets....crickets...crickets....
Yeah Ice...this is the equivalent of you asking Bill F. to bowl you...it's not gonna happen. Like I said, e-tank has too much to lose and not enough to gain. Even IF...his non-sanctioned imaginary average IS even close to 199...even no-tap...and he has an off night and I roll heavy...then he will forever be known as the kid who said he had a 199 average, then rolled 116 against Aslan...which proved he was a fraud. And if he wins, he gets..."congrats...you beat a career 137 average bowler scratch despite a 62-pin advantage in average." See what I mean? He has nothing to gain.
Think of it like this ICE...lets say the lovely and talented Mrs. Claus/Iceman met a 13-year old boy and that 13-year old boy developed a crush on her (who wouldn't right?). And one day...he shows up at your door and challenges you to a fight, winner gets the girl (Mrs. Ice). You would have ZERO incentive to ablige him. If you win...which you have a 99% chance of due to doubling him in size and muscle mass...all you did was beat up a child for a woman you ALREADY HAVE. But...if you lose...that 1% shot that he hits you square and just right...and knocks you out cold. You just got beat up by a 13-year old. Your wife may stay with you...but she'll lose all respect for you because you couldn't even protect yourself/wife/home from a small child.
That is why e-tank will require more incentive...or at least more "peer pressure". He has to "get something out of it" since beating someone who is almost certainly a worse bowler does him no good.
Aslan you just might need help...
Where do you get these weird analogies, me fighting a 13 year old for my wifes hand!
I change my mind,,, I vote YES!!!
In reality you and him just might be on the same mental level!!! So a very fair bowling challenge!!
But he did back out... so .... ((((((don't you wonder if he is for REAl?????) maybe like the only bowling god on this site???
I NEVER BACK DOWN,,, Pete Weber,,, are you out there!! Come try the ICEMAN on my turf!!! Not that block set up for tv sports stuff!!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Wait....What? What exactly do you have against his style of bowling? Why is it wrong just because you cannot do it or think it's unconventional? Ridiculous.
Oh…hello dead horse…let me grab a sledge hammer….I'll be right back.
Sorry kiddo, I know you're new…so you won't get the joke…but essentially I am not a huge supporter of 2-handed bowling. But believe me…I've taken heat for it. So I'll spare the site that discussion again…feel free to PM me if you want to converse about it. Or…just hate me for my opinion…whatever. Either way.
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