But a 3 game series.......one game is too chancy. I wouldn't let anyone challenge ME to a single game.
This could be classic! I'll do the video!!
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But a 3 game series.......one game is too chancy. I wouldn't let anyone challenge ME to a single game.
Company League Average: 198.1
City League Average: 186.5
WTBA Sport pattern League Average: 172.9
Current Arsenal: Roto Grip Nomad Pearl, Wrecker, and Hyper Cell; Track 920A and 505A; Storm Tropical Breeze; Plastic Spare Ball
I'll challenge Hampe to a series if I get to go to Switzerland. I need to get me one of those Swiss babes. On the "downside"…I'd have to wear pants to bowl due to the more strict dress code. I find pants restrictive.Originally Posted by Hampe
You guys are all living on Fantasy Island. e-tank is a 13 year old kid with a 199 average on Wii bowling. The LAST thing he wants to do is have to leave his mom's couch and his new playstation to go to an actual bowling alley (which, he'll need a ride)…waste probably 1/3 of his weed money…to bowl an actual bowler and get embarrassed.
The reality is…we'll have to wait for me to win my millions and do my internet show. And since God hates me…I didn't win Friday so it looks like the internet show is on hold.
Did I call you both Warriors??
One is 13, and the other mentally 13, so an even match, but I can tell your both scared to face one another! Your not the warriors I thought you both were, but rather scared little chickens.... O well,,, Just trying to get a Great U tube video of two warriors doing battle at the local AMF, but instead I get to chickens laying eggs!!
Iceman will take on ANYONE!!! I have no fear!! JASON,,, MR Godzilla amounts of 300's, and 233 average,,, Iceman wants to teach you a lesson, just before Christmas,,, humility is what I will give you for your Winter's solstice Gift!
What do I have to do under the thread Me vs Michael to shame you into bowling ICEMAN for Christmas money!!
ONE GAME is my specialty! I don't like the odds of over one game for big money!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 12-14-2013 at 01:21 PM.
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E-Tank is this TRUE?? What Aslan wrote below??
Is this true,,,,,or,,,,, OR could it be that Aslan, also know as the Lion on the wizard of OZ is a coward! If he only had the courage! Maybe a trip to OZ,,, and the wizard could give him what he needs!!I'll challenge Hampe to a series if I get to go to Switzerland. I need to get me one of those Swiss babes. On the "downside"…I'd have to wear pants to bowl due to the more strict dress code. I find pants restrictive.
You guys are all living on Fantasy Island. e-tank is a 13 year old kid with a 199 average on Wii bowling. The LAST thing he wants to do is have to leave his mom's couch and his new playstation to go to an actual bowling alley (which, he'll need a ride)…waste probably 1/3 of his weed money…to bowl an actual bowler and get embarrassed.
The reality is…we'll have to wait for me to win my millions and do my internet show. And since God hates me…I didn't win Friday so it looks like the internet show is on hold.
Last edited by MICHAEL; 12-14-2013 at 02:54 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
the new xbox just came out. Im too busy killing noobs in call of duty to worry about whether bowling is or is not real life. I really see nothing to gain from bowling aslan other than bowling in a new house. If i wanted someone to nag me about using a spare ball, bringing a 12ball roller and bowling two handed, id just aslan a pm. Although i will say that if i ever go to up to see Mike White to get a tri grip and get my form critiqued, ill be sure to let everyone and aslan know.
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Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
Ok, Aslan! You are the winner by default! (((is e-tank a 199 bowler??? Could he be afraid to face you Aslan?? I don't get it??? I would meet anyone, anytime, anywhere within a 50 mile radius!
If you read the rules Aslan is states that any party that wins by default, only gets the thrill of backing an another bowler down. E-Tank has just as much said,,,, I bow to you Aslan,, I fear your mercy less beating, in a game of bowling!
"I am not worthy to bowl someone such as you my lord, bowing God Aslan!!!
e-tank
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I relinquish my crown of so cal king to my successor, Aslan. May he bowl valiantly in sanctioned leagues so that one day he may bowl in the lanes of valhalla
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Storm Crossroad, Roto Grip Defiant, DV8 Too Reckless, Brunswick Avalanche Urethane
Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
Well Aslan.....if pants are too restrictive for you, skirts are still allowed :P
Company League Average: 198.1
City League Average: 186.5
WTBA Sport pattern League Average: 172.9
Current Arsenal: Roto Grip Nomad Pearl, Wrecker, and Hyper Cell; Track 920A and 505A; Storm Tropical Breeze; Plastic Spare Ball
Ughhh...it sucks being right ALL the time. Takes all the fun out of being "surprised". Oh well. Perhaps the 2nd greatest state (to Michigan of course) of California will spawn an advesary worthy of me...but until then...bow down fools. My greatness knows no bounds! I challenge Mike White...he disappears. Iceman challenges e-tank on my behalf...he declines to defend his honor!! Who is left!!? DOth California not have ONE TRUE HERO!!
P.S. Bunny is officially disqualified due to being a woman. It's not a sexist thing...it's just that a "King" is a boy...not a girl...so I get to be King...even though in all honesty...on equal lanes...I think Bunny averaged nearly 20 pins higher than me over the course of 12 weeks. Granted, it was non-sanctioned therefore is no more than imaginary...but still. If we go to a matriarchal arguement where the Queen has more power than the King...then...I concede the thrown to Bunny. I'd be happy to battle her on low-oil/wood lanes where Aslan is far more powerful...but on medium to heavy oil, she's far too good for me to defeat scratch. Maybe in a 1-game format I could outscore her...but over a series it would be a long shot.
Well, that IS an option. However...given my first rule of bowling is to pick up hot chicks...I don't think wearing a skirt is a step in the right direction. I'd do it...I mean, I'd do just about anything once...but if we're bowling in the Land of Blonde Goddesses known as Switzerland (or Sweden)...I'm afraid I'll need to be much more cautious about my wardrobe.
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Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
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