HELP FIND ASLAN a WOMAN!!

[Aslan]

Man iceman really digs up some hotties for you Aslan, lol

Jokes on him.

1) Guilt by association...I mean, he actually knows a great deal more ugly people than a typical American.
2) I can't see the pictures because my computer at work is facist...so whatever image he posted...I can't see it.

[Mudpuppy]

Jokes on him.

1) Guilt by association...I mean, he actually knows a great deal more ugly people than a typical American.
2) I can't see the pictures because my computer at work is facist...so whatever image he posted...I can't see it.

Cliff notes: Aslan is dying to meet her Iceman

[MICHAEL]

Jokes on him.

1) Guilt by association...I mean, he actually knows a great deal more ugly people than a typical American.
2) I can't see the pictures because my computer at work is facist...so whatever image he posted...I can't see it.

I get private messages form them!!!! Hell if I know any of them Aslan! But they sure seem to be drawn to you!!
especially since you are now a big time tornament win----aa---er!!!!! LOL

GET USE TO IT!!!

[Aslan]

Cliff notes: Aslan is dying to meet her Iceman

I think you're confusing Cliff Notes with "Choose Your Own Adventure".

[tccstudent]

I get private messages form them!!!! Hell if I know any of them Aslan! But they sure seem to be drawn to you!!
especially since you are now a big time tornament win----aa---er!!!!! LOL

GET USE TO IT!!!

You know I think Aslan is scared. You keep passing on these wonderful ladies that are all interested in him and he has yet to jump on one.

[Aslan]

You know I think Aslan is scared. You keep passing on these wonderful ladies that are all interested in him and he has yet to jump on one.

i'm just a bit particular when it comes to my ladies; thats all.

[tccstudent]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/m...eniceteeth.jpg

This is Sam she told me that yall went out last week and you never called her back

[Mike White]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/m...eniceteeth.jpg

This is Sam she told me that yall went out last week and you never called her back

God, is that even human?

[MICHAEL]

God, is that even human?

Yes ,,, She is half human!! They did a DNA blood test on her at the pound!! She was brought in mistakenly along with a group of Dogs! I read about her in "True Stories of a Dog Catcher"

She is looking for a mate, and is in heat Aslan!!! Her name is Lisa Shepherd, and dog-gone-it,,, she is in need of a man. But not just any man,,,, a Star,,, a bowling star, a Weiner!!! (

Step up to the plate,,,, I know for a fact, (from True Stories of a Dog Catcher ) , that at this VERY moment she is in a kennel, at a pound not far from your place of residence! I also know that she has been spaded, so all you would have to do is pay 50.00 bucks, and your in business.

What a cheap date Aslan,,,,, couple cans of Ol Roy dog food, a few dog biscuits , and some sparkling tap water!!

I even bet you could teach her how to bowl!!!! (just make sure to bring some doggie treats, and reward her when she kicks you butt in bowling) LMAO!!!

YES MAYBE YOUR DREAM DATE ASLAN..... Thanks Tccstudent!! Dog-gone-it that was a truly great find!!

[MICHAEL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM

This is a song that I could imagine Aslan singing just after he says his prayers and hits the sack!
(you just have to change the perspective, from a Woman looking for a man, to Aslan looking for his Dream Woman!

Good luck bud! YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT to the end,,, (

Yes Aslan,,, there is a SANDMAN!!