HELP FIND ASLAN a WOMAN!!

[MICHAEL]

Iceman is just forwarding what was sent to me in a private message:

Hey Aslan, I hear your looking for a Woman! I love to bowl, and hang out in bowling allies, mainly in the locker rooms. Don't know why but it's a huge turn on for me, it must be the musty smell of beer, and sweaty bowling shoes!

Guess what Aslan,,, I never graduated from high school, and I can bowl with my feet! Now that you know my life story.....

Well if you think I might be that special connection you have been looking for,,, let Ice know!




Hey high roller, I spent a lot of money getting this sexy picture taken of me,,, hope you appreciate .... my name is Alley!!

Yes I was born in a bowling alley while Mom and Dad were bowling! They had a great night bowling, and actually forgot and left me behind at the ally! They were half way home before they remembered!


Its in my blood,,, I think I could take you places you have never been before, like
to that next level in many aspects of bowling. Shall we get this thing Rolling,,,,, don't worry about striking out with me!! If you have any SPARE time.... YOU TURKEY YOU... give me your number! Can I have a current picture for my locker???

[Aslan]

She has a face like that kid from the Cher movie "Mask". I think I'll pass. The lockers in the background are kinda cool though.

Not to mention she has a wedding ring on...not that it's necessarily stopped me in the past...but just sayin.

[rv driver]

She has a face like that kid from the Cher movie "Mask". I think I'll pass. The lockers in the background are kinda cool though.

Not to mention she has a wedding ring on...not that it's necessarily stopped me in the past...but just sayin.

But she has wicked tight green shorts...

[MICHAEL]

She has a face like that kid from the Cher movie "Mask". I think I'll pass. The lockers in the background are kinda cool though.

Not to mention she has a wedding ring on...not that it's necessarily stopped me in the past...but just sayin.

That's not a wedding ring,,, she says its a HOPE RING! Hoping for a love connection! OK,,,, I will pass the bad news on to her!

[Aslan]

That's not a wedding ring,,, she says its a HOPE RING! Hoping for a love connection! OK,,,, I will pass the bad news on to her!

Well, lets not act too premature here. I mean, I am drunk and horny…and if she's got nothing else to do…and I don't have the $60 it would cost to buy a comparable one…I mean, okay, why not?? So, don't send her packing just yet. I mean, probably it's just gonna be purely physical…but I'm willing to keep an open mind.

[MICHAEL]

Well, lets not act too premature here. I mean, I am drunk and horny…and if she's got nothing else to do…and I don't have the $60 it would cost to buy a comparable one…I mean, okay, why not?? So, don't send her packing just yet. I mean, probably it's just gonna be purely physical…but I'm willing to keep an open mind.

Passed this on to her, and within a few seconds got this back back from her!! QUICK Response!!! I think your in this video,,, Aslan toward the middle???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

[Amyers]

Passed this on to her, and within a few seconds got this back back from her!! QUICK Response!!! I think your in this video,,, Aslan toward the middle???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

You guys need to find lanes that are open 24 hours you have way too much time on your hands

[MICHAEL]

You guys need to find lanes that are open 24 hours you have way too much time on your hands

AND YOU DON"T???? LOL,,,,LOL,,, Mr post-U-La!! LOL

I would LOVE to find a bowling alley OPEN 24 hours here in Central Missouri,,, around the Kansas city area!! Find me one Amyers!!! (

[Amyers]

AND YOU DON"T???? LOL,,,,LOL,,, Mr post-U-La!! LOL

I would LOVE to find a bowling alley OPEN 24 hours here in Central Missouri,,, around the Kansas city area!! Find me one Amyers!!! (

Unfortunately unless you live in Vegas those days are probably over. My home alley has even started closing on Sundays during the summer 😭. There are some here that post more than I do not many but some.

[MICHAEL]

Unfortunately unless you live in Vegas those days are probably over. My home alley has even started closing on Sundays during the summer 😭. There are some here that post more than I do not many but some.

Aslan

I post for the LOVE IT,,, Aslan post because he has nothing better to do being womanless!!

HE NEEDS a WOMAN ,,,,, REAL BAD!!

ICEMAN is USING ALL his Super abilities to find one!!

I will find ONE!!